The Wonders of Life

Behold Us All

September 3rd, 2014

I went to the gym one day, and what I found was amazing. The counselor, who was assigned to speak to me, was very obese. I was interested in getting a gym membership at this particular establishment, and they sent someone to speak to me, who was very out of shape. I was shocked and questioning if my membership was even important to them.

In my opinion, a personal trainer Newcastle needs to be someone who is extremely fit, has knowledge on how to lose weight and gain tone and muscle and who does not break out into a sweat from delivering the opening sales pitch, while sitting at a desk. Needless to say, I joined a different local gym. I could not imagine joining a gym that advocates obesity. It was as if they were trying to scare me away instead of convince me to join.

August 17th, 2014

After a lot of consideration, I’ve decided to ask for some vaser liposuction treatment for my birthday. My mom said she would pay for anything I wanted since this is my 30th birthday and it’s kind of a big deal.

At first, I was afraid that she would change her mind if she knew what I had in mind. But I know my mom really does want me to be happy and since she offered to pay for anything, I have decided to just bite the bullet and tell her what I want.

We’re supposed to go shopping tomorrow for an outfit for my birthday party, so I figure I’ll talk to her about it then. I feel a bit like a little child, afraid to tell my mother what I really want. Shopping puts her in a good mood, though. We always have fun when we go out together.

Maybe this time next year I will be a whole new me!

August 14th, 2014

After the birth of our twins it took me and my husband several days to figure out a name for them. Since we met in Hong Kong we decided to name our twins after this wonderful couple that we became close with when we stayed in one of the Singapore hotels. We also asked them to become their godparents, in which they happily accepted.

We have since become the best of friends, we talk once a week on the phone and will take turns visiting each other twice a year around the holidays and in the summer time. We have also become their baby’s godparents and they have named them after me and my husband also. My husband gets to visit more since his company is headquartered there and he is the Senior Vice President.

May 31st, 2014

After working weeks and weeks at a new warehouse job, which earns well but takes a toll on one’s body, I began to notice some serious tension and pain in some of my joints. Now I may have said that the job pays decently, I don’t have the sort of cash to afford any sort of respectable medical coverage; it’s this particular issue which inspired this written piece. After my friend, Bill, noticed me descending a set of steps with a great deal of pausing before each footfall, he recommended that I visit the thai massage Liverpool parlor he’d recently visited for his back.

After assuring me that the place was legit, with no “happy endings,” and I remarked that “Thai” is a proper noun, Bill drove me over. While it wasn’t in the best of neighborhoods, the muscular miracle that those girls performed made me feel like a million bucks.

May 22nd, 2014

Now your children will never utter these words because they don’t listen nor care what the parent just said either. However I work in customer relations for a company and so when dealing with the public you will invariable come across someone that will say “What did you just say?” Sometimes I just don’t talk loud enough, clear enough or they don’t understand my accent. But from time to time a customer will say “Could you hold on just one moment honey, while I turn up my Stockport hearing aids?” My answer is always yes, of course because I always wonder how what I am saying must sound like to them or what they think I am saying. I fear the use of certain words when speaking to people that are hard of hearing because I don’t want my use of a proper word to be misconstrued for an inproper word.

May 13th, 2014

Day after day I sat at my desk at work typing on the computer. Looking up information about different subjects. Some of the information I found could be used for the lawyer I worked for. Most days I would become so involved in my research on the computer and my typing that I would forget to get up and move around.
Every day after work I would go home feeling sore, stiff and tired. The hot bath I took every night would help out for a short time, but the stiffness and aches became worse as time went on. Finally I had had enough of the aches and pains and decided to check out about getting a thai massage Leeds. There was a place that I drove past every night after work. Stopping in there was the best thing I could have done for myself.

May 8th, 2014

I was in the mall on Black Friday like a fool. I was exhausted by the end of the day.

There was a blind man who had a massage table set up in the aisles next to the huts. He always had a line of customers. Not today. Today he sat on the floor petting his dog.

I asked him why he had no line on such a busy day. He told me he had been sitting on the floor all day. As he petted his dog, he told me his brother died on Christmas. He put his head down with a sigh. I put my bags down.

“Do you do thai massage Bristol?”

He looked up and motioned toward the table. The massage cost $20. I gave him $300. As I walked away, his dog barked at me, and I swear he nodded gratefully at me as I walked away.

April 5th, 2014

My name is Sarah cradle, and IT lied to me last week. I was picking up lunch with some office mates, when my phone buzzed me with a notice that my 2 pm meeting had been moved to 1 pm. I was going to be cutting it close so i decided to do the printing Manchester of my splash sheets from my phone in order to have them ready for me when i got back. When I got to the office, I ran to grab my copies and did not look at them before rushing into the conference room and passing them out. I began presenting until the room erupted into laughter. IT has taken my copies and replaced them with a hilarious fictional fact sheet directed at my boss. Since i can never get that sort of good humor out of other employees, I was definitely alright with IT’s prank.